Weirdest Dreams

People dream about everything. These past few weeks have been the weirdest among all of my dreaming experiences.

Dream Title: Tsunami in Macabebe, Pampanga
Characters: Myself
Plot:
There was this big tsunami formation in the mountains of Pampanga that i can see several miles away from my lola's house. Someone is watching TV inside while i unbelievably wait for the tsunami to hit our town. And then it happened. Water flowed violently towards my lola’s house and I was caught unguarded. I was submerged and pushed inside the house by the raging water. I was such a quick thinker that I even thought of turning the TV off and swimming to the main electrical switch of the house to pull it down also. Then, I swam toward the roof and hold on to the wall of the house which by now was collapsing because it was surprisingly made of cardboard (?!!).
The next scene showed what was left by tsunami in our town, which by now appeared like a dilapidated forest. Then came a bulldozer pouring dead bodies in a big ‘hukay’ (What’s this word in English???). It was so creepy. Suddenly, a big amphibian-like vehicle appeared which helped the town’s people in evacuating. I was so unfortunate that when it was my turn to ride the big vehicle, it was full already. I was left in the town waiting for another evacuation trip when a group of people wearing beach attire came in walking and told me: “Punta tayo sa Pagsanhan, tara!” (In my mind I said: “DUHHHHHH?!”).
-the end-
Facts:
1. Macabebe, Pampanga is surrounded by river.
2. I cannot swim.
3. My Lola’s house is made of wood.
4. Pagsanhan is in the south, Pampanga is in the north.
5. Amphibians rarely exist in our country.